i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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