their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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