but the lizard people decide everything anyway
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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