I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Pooping to opera.
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