wat bout pragnant strippers??
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Randomize