Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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