I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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