Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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