no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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