The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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