if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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