I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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