i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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