hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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