i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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