There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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