Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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