Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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