I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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