Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.