Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole