Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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