Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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