Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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