she peed on how many people?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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