PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Randomize
