dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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