doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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