She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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