I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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