come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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