I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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