READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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