Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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