i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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