what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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