Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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