also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I wish there were birth control emojis
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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