dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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