Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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