She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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