Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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