Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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