smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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