It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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