Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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