Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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