Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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