I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.