you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!