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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.

  (616): View more from Michigan

  I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives

  (816): View more from Missouri

  ABSOLUTELY NOT

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