And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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