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Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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