Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.