Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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