awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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