; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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