I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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