i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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