why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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