O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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