He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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