Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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