I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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